5 Songs You Couldn’t Pay me $1,000 to Play

I’m not an overly emotional man but I weep uncontrollably every time I hear one of these songs at a wedding. Or any event for people above the age of 8 for that matter. Please for the love of God and your DJ, do not request any of these songs at your wedding. As a respectable American citizen, you have every right to fire your DJ and demand your money back if they play any of the following:

1.) The Chicken Dance

2.) The Hokey Pokey

3.) The Macarena

4.) Y.M.C.A

5.) Who Let The Dogs Out